Teen Gothic

Now is the winter of our discount tent. 50% off all goth trinkets. By Grabthar's Hammer… what a savings. Offer only valid in the southern hemisphere. Does that annoy you northies?

It is winter here and a plague is ravaging our house. I went for a nap thinking I'll be up in a couple of hours to post this week's Unofficial Seething Sunday post. Suddenly it is 6 hours later…

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of an angsty snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Ire of goth and claws of cat,

Type your woes and release your bat,

Devil's fork and personal spite,

From chilling winds and howling night,

For a thread to vent your trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

So many people celebrating the alleged time a bloke woke up after a 3 day hangover that started by drinking vinegar whilst being nailed to a tree because he said people could try being nice to each other.

If you think that is blasphemous wait until you read some of the replies below. Hail Stan, wearer of satin.

That's right everyone, it is that time of the week again. It is like we are in some infinite loop of loathing and complaint departments decked out with gargoyles and carvings of spiders, snakes and bats with Andrew Eldritch sitting on a 50 foot high throne made of the blackened bones of poseurs overseeing it all. Glorious!

Look at them. Sitting in the corner drinking their "drinks" and smoking their "cigarettes". They think they are having fun but we know they aren't. How could they have fun dressed like that? I hate them. They don't even have the decency to coldly glare back at me. Poseurs…

It is that time of the week again everyone. Spit that bile.

Bring out your dead! DING! Bring out your dead! DING! Bring out your dead! DING…

I don't know about any of you but it feels like yesterday since I posted last week's Seething Sunday. In any case a gripe is a gripe, a goth is a goth and many of us sure like to complain. Go nuts.

New year, new crap to gripe about. Release your bats!

To quote a great song…

" Oh, give me a noose I can hang from the tree
I need no excuse to end my misery
This holiday season is all the more reason to die "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gugiHTHqYI

I know Xmas season is getting some of you down. Amongst other things.

I'm expecting this one to get animated given a couple of threads in r/goth this week. So have at it!