Teen Gothic

Every week people come here expecting me to write something fun as an intro to the post. Well this week I'm not doing it!

I am not going to write something about venting more steam than the sulphur pits of Satan as he sits dressed in stained satin with his right hand man Stan. Nor will I ask what is grinding your bats this week. And I am definitely not going to suggest screaming into the void to see if the void screams back…

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Oh crap.