Teen Gothic

(Yeah I'm being lazy this week, sue me)

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Genre Police, we are here to tell you
That your favourite songs belong somewhere else
I know that you like it just because you do
But I'm here to take the fun out just for you

Whether we are right, even if we're wrong
We'll still tell you all the facts about the song
This is what we do, we are here to stay
Genre police, we're here to save the day

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The song isn't remotely goth but the lyrics work so well for any music subculture. So if you have nothing better to be mad about today you can be mad about that. Or not, I'm not your minder.