Teen Gothic

In Australia there’s a group of brand wearing dickheads called eshays who particularly hate gays and goths or anyone who remotely looks goth. They are usually in their mid teens and always wear the same nike, adidas or other shitty brands as a signature of being eshay. It’s constant harassment from different eshays everywhere. It doesn’t matter whether you’re alone or in a group they’ll bark at you like you’re a dog, scream “emo!! Ahhhh!” And call you many slurs.

I’ve always been frustrated because I never quite know the perfect come back to shout at these pricks.

Any ideas?